How to become a successful ''faghag''


Well..... I'm not a lesbian or whatever, i'm a straight. I'm a full timer. I'm the one who likes to linger around with ajs. Quite weird isnt it ? Ask me to go mos or zouk ? I'll like '' huh ' dont want , boring. The reason why is because they are more happening, adorable, straight forward, comfortable to talk with....etc...! Sometimes, i can get privileges too. Such as free entry to club, jump-que, countless of bluespin or long island tea or get to know more friends. Ok, lets get started....


1) Be neutral * most important of all u must have

2) Know him well

3) Dont ever argue with him * u never know what he going to shoot u

4) Dont be a betrayer..* if not your head will rolling

5) Whenever he feel emptiness and call on you, u must be there

6) When he started to bitch, learn some from him * for your own good

7) Once in a bluemoon, on house !!! *this show how much u loved your owner

8) Friday, Saturday and Sunday went clubbing with him * sometimes even on thursday
or monday...

9) Pretend to be dead if u are asked to ...* meaning : as nothing had happened

10) When he drama, make sure u are there. * if not ''bye''

11) Be good to him * depend how's your owner treat u

12) Whenever he get playful, join him along

13) Be punctual

14) Listen whatever he told you * those good advises

15) Think before u speak

16) Dont take it for granded

17) Shout it out when he said somethings that hurt you

18) Be a thick skinned when its needed.

19) Be patient

20) Dont be fussy

21) Endurance.......*not everyone can do that

22) Sometimes, you have to be black and white....* meaning : peng

23) Lastly, Dont ever fall in love with an aj * if not u'll be banned, seriously.....

For nearly 4 months, although other people read this, may think '' wah, it was a torture...!!!'' To me, no no no....... Happy to be a faghag.....Because i have a wonderful owner ....'' Gary Sim'' hahahaha...........

from the bottom of my heart.....

Thats all ~~~~~